Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Seriously?

I hate it when people do not know how to spell the (non)word y'all.

It is a contraction of YOU and ALL. Not a contraction of YA and ALL.

Also, why can people not spell definitely? Basically you're describing something that is definite. Definitely. NOT definately. Definate is not even a word. It would be cool if it were a word, but it is DEFINITELY not a word.

Something else that is sort of off the subject, but also warrants ranting about.

At work we have a group of people that are "assistants." They really just touch everything and mess it up before it gets to the more important people, i.e. me. They have recently learned the phrase "Please advise." Oh geez. At this point it has become so overused that I totally ignore it and don't give anyone any advice about anything and just do it myself.

Example,
We got this from this place, but they say they have a different address. Please advise.

ADVISE YOU ON WHAT?! What advice do you need? Stop being dumb? That's some pretty solid advice.

In lieu of yelling at little 18 year old girls, I just do it myself.

I'm definitely out of here y'all.

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