Not funny

So, here's the deal.

I consider myself a HILARIOUS person. I mean, I'm just plain funny, but my family does not get me.

My parents get me. They think I say the darnedest things, but recently I was locked up with my aunts and cousins for a couple days and they just did not think it was funny. And by it I mean, anything I said. Ever. I wasted some of my best material on them! I mean, come on guys, try to think I'm awesome.

Anyway, there have been two giant vultures hanging around the front of my office building and they were scaring people, so I said, "Fuck that! I'll show those birds what's up!" After I decided this, I proceeded to run at them like a bird. I crouched down, and ran at them, like the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park.

I totally ran them off! TOTALLY!!! Then I found out they had laid an egg there and I was lucky not to have gotten pecked to death.

THEN! I found out the "egg" was a pellet. A nasty, skeleton filled, fur ridden pellet.

What a...weird sequence of events.

Anyway!

Bye!